What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Still no good.

Pokémon Fan Loses "20 Years Worth Of Data" After Performing Switch 2 Transfer - Nintendo Life

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it ok if I wear a bonnet as a person with straight hair? I used to have curly hair, but later on in life I got it treated, I’m not black, but my hair keeps getting frizzy every morning so I am considering it. Is it cultural appropriation?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Dr. Roach: Understanding how PSA tests and DREs help to identify cancer - The Detroit News

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

United Airlines Flight Attendants Lose Legal Battle Over ‘Reprehensible’ Sickness Policy - PYOK

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What melts your heart every time without fail?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

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share office space ...

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do you treat a hematoma at home?

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

So they tried